©grizzlysbear


"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."

Aziz Ansari (via arielrebekah)




"I have two daughters, so I’m raising two future women. Maybe! I mean, one of them might be a guy later. It’s possible. It could happen. Someday one of my daughters could be like ‘Dad, I’m really a guy’ and I’ll be like ‘Alright well let’s get you a dick, honey. We’ll get you the nicest dick in town.’"

Louis CK (reason #94826 why he’s the best comedian)




chasinginvisibledreams:

THE SASS IS UNREAL, DISICK.





fiddybenz:

White folk be like





i really don’t think i can hate someone more than i hate my mother



specialagentofthelamb:

This woman deserves a round of applause and a throne of gold. This is the most realistic & amazing thing for someone to say for this generation of students. I wasn’t able to go to college this year because my parents can’t afford to send me and I had every scholarship, grant, loan known to man and it still wouldn’t work. Finally someone gets it!



missnerdiimuffin:

dya-like-my-gun:

i’m super serious here- someone who watched dawsons creek please message me I need to talk to someone about it as I watch

i just finished the show today, many tears were shed.

ah i’m only up to the end of season 4!



i’m super serious here- someone who watched dawsons creek please message me I need to talk to someone about it as I watch



"I bet I won’t even be able to eat spaghetti and meatballs ever again. Oh god, I could eat. Not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs. I mean, I really like spaghetti and meatballs. …Man, if I don’t get some spaghetti and meatballs in me, I might literally die."

Sterling Archer


lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB